essay 3

Matt Schroeder                    

Mark Hertz

English 2

11/27/12

                                             Many Ways To Kill Zombies

There are a WHOLE LOT of ways to kill zombies and all very creative and you can even invent

new ways to kill zombies. The most common and honestly boring way to kill zombies is by shooting them but to make that fun aim for the head it is like shooting a red colored water balloon

but my way of doing away with these vile parasites is by blowing them back to their grave

you see zombie, now you don’t. Anyway thats not the only one i like i also like getting into a nice dark green military jeep and RUNNING THEM OVER but thats only three things honestly the possibilities are absolutely endless you just first have to think of it and creativity come from everywhere and don't think that theres only a few ways to kill a zombie because you have to damage the brain brains are extremely vulnerable which means you could kill a zombie  with a pointed feather really all you need to have a fun time during a zombie apocalypse is a blood lust, a creative mind, and the will to kill and with those three things you are ready to take on the zombie horde

The best way to kill your enemy would be to know your enemy and the zombie is very straightforward and this is because they are just “puppets” that have one purpose to feed and without feeding constantly they will die. They also are just the host for the parasite that controls their most primitive urge,to feed, and sense the infection is just that an infection and this is a decaying infection so the longer they are infection the more they are falling apart till they no longer can even live and aside from this all all zombies started out human(not that it matters)